eww...
smoking is such a gross habit. just recently, two people in our dorm decided to pick up smoking, just contributing to the cloud of cigarette smoke from smoker's hill that somehow finds its way right into our room. eww. i'm really surprised at both of them... i'd never fathom either one picking up the habit. lets see, I went to the harrowdale bbq earlier... it was pretty fun, but again, everything college related thats outdoors somehow involves smoking... and lots of it. right now, I reek of burnt cigarettes... i think im starting to get sick... blegh.
oh yeah, and i wrote up some guidelines for myself to be healthier, happier and *hopefully* stop being so negative/depressed. im just going to paste them here because I dont feel like formatting them... gimme a break, its ten minutes till 1. class in 7 hours... yippee!
The 10 Guidelines for
Leading a Happy Life
(No, not commandments... this isn't holy/scared stuff.)1. Stop eating fatty foods, you fat ass!!
If you don't get on the bandwagon as far as eating healthy goes, they'll be taking you out in a hearse! For the love of Gawd, it wouldn't kill you to eat some friggin' salad once in a while!!! Get your lazy ass out into the park every once in a while... take a jog or something. Its good for you!2. Find a girl, talk to her, and ask her out!!
If you don't take the initiative, you'll be single for the rest of your fucking life! Oh and don't scare her off! Be suave and debonair... like James Bond! He gets the ladies, right?3. Stop procrastinating!!
How do you expect to go to graduate school or survive in the godforsaken workplace when you start writing a 15 pg paper the night before its due?4. Don't be so cocky!!
Your shit stinks. Get over it!5. Life sucks, so enjoy the little things!!!
Take a big whiff of the air... you're living in one of the best places in the world, so enjoy it!6. Go to the beach and get a tan!!
Even Casper makes you look pale! And an added bonus... women hang out at the beach =D7. Get Organized and Be Organized
Your life looks like Trogdor swept through and burninated the womens, the childrens and the thatch-roofed cottages! Do something about it now!8. Be nice!
Don't be such a tight-ass some times... relax and let your smile show through!9. Don't drink so much soda!
You spend half your money on stuff thats going to rot your teeth! Try to cut back on this stuff or else you'll have dentures at 20!And most importantly...
ENJOY LIFE!!!
Don't be a bitter 80 yr old who didn't enjoy life while he had it!